: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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