he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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