Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's shark week go big or go home
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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