even my farts smell like vagina
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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