Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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