p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I have post one night stand depression
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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