your parents love me but you hate me
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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