using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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