I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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