dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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