I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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