the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Come on in and take your pants off
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