dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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