Me too!
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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