what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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