Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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