yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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