I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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