Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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