I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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