I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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