Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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