I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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