is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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