Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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