All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
