It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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