I wish i was in the wii world.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
my liver is dry heaving
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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