when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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