Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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