Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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