We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
