we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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