:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i out mim tonsoeep
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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