Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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