Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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