Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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