when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
we're so committed to being not committed
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