I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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