You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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