She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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