): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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