normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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