I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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