i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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