im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Drake has all the answers
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
