Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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