Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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