I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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