have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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