I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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