Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Enjoy the penises
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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