Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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