look no pants
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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